JOEY LAWRENCE A CHIPPENDALE DANCER IN VEGAS

JOEY LAWRENCE AKA HOT BOD IS A STRIPPER, A CHIPPENDALE STRIPPER DAMN THAT BLACK BOW TIE ACCENTUATES HIS 12 PECKS

I’m going way left field on this, but something about Joey Lawrence gives me the tingles…now I would never do him, but damn it’s like he gets better with age.

Joey’s career can take a nose dive, his singing attempts just floored me and not in a Wow I can’t wait to here more way, but in a shoot me in both ears and pray that I make it, kind of way, but his sexiness and drop dead gorgeousness will probably remain flawless for the next 20 years……

Sexy Joey is also a Chippendale stripper, not the meet me in the VIP room stripper, more like the male version of hooters stripper. Look, Drool,Touch a little , but you’ll never climax.

via EW

It’s the month of the male stripper.

Joey Lawrence, whom — depending on how old you are — you remember from Blossom, Jumping Ship or Melissa & Joey, will be joining the legendary Chippendales in Las Vegas.

Presumably devastated he wasn’t able to appear in stripper movie Magic Mike, Lawrence — who’s not fond of wearing a shirt on Melissa & Joey either — is fulfilling his stripper needs with a stint in the famous show. But the early nineties nostalgia lovers among us have to act fast — Lawrence will only appear as a special limited engagement until June 24.

There’s no video of his performance available yet, so only time will tell if Lawrence can compete with the all-time great bow tie dancers like Chris Farley.

Mediajuicejoint- In my jail cell these posters are a must, Nicki Minaj’s asz, Fiddy Cents body before his movie “All Things Fall Apart”, Rihanna neck down, and Joey from the waste up…he has to be flawed somewhere.  You probably can’t see anything below the belt, except for his tiny feet. I call it the pretty boy gift and the curse…LD Syndrome.

 

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